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Ronald

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  1. Legionaire, I am sorry to hear this about your brother. My condolences.
  2. Still in Florida, just moved to a new Town, she now shares her life with a new guy. Her site crashed and she lost must of it, she said after graduation, she was going to get it all back up, the way it use to be.
  3. Sherrie is on Facebook, and saying school is now done for the semester. She says her forum had crashed, and has to rebuild the forum.. She also moved.
  4. I got it done, was looking at the images and some were like greyed out, and in there was the image I wanted. Thanks.
  5. I would like to add a image to the Category Images. When I make or wish to change the Category Image I can not add the image I want. In my Category Images is one html5 image I would like to add this image how is this done, I see no way in the cpanel files or the acp themes.
  6. I get the error: NET::ERR_CERT_DATE_INVALID She hasn't been on FB since the beginning of Jan. Wonder if Pete would know what's going on. I know reading one of here postings, she has had a rough life since her divorce, she did mention on concentrating on education to get a degree.
  7. RETIRED HUSBAND After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to WalMart. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local WalMart: Dear Mrs. Harris: Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called. 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed; 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' 15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room? And last, but not least: 16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out. If you don't send this to your dearest friends; You will be depriving them of some good humor.
  8. I think I'll just leave well alone, for now.. Thanks for all the postings.
  9. OK I understand now, not the way I envisioned it.. Thanks for the help you guy's..
  10. How ? I have only English... I never cared for the Google translation
  11. What I was thinking, was, I have members from France, Greece, Germany, I thought it might be better for these members to be able to choose a language other than English..
  12. So any of the language packs in Market Place are not what I think they are..I don't know anything about translations..
  13. That would be great, as long as you have the time..
  14. Thanks I'll have a look in the forum for the arcade part.. I thought maybe it would be easier to install like a application or plugin
  15. OK. I have members from Germany, France, Greece, not sure about other countries. Are the Languages easy to install.
  16. Having members from different countries, do other Arcade owners have different Languages installed for these members. Myself I have difficulty with the Translation, seems like when you turn a page it goes back to original language all the time.. So I am wondering if it makes any sense installing some different languages in the forum. Thanks for your interests. Ron.
  17. A plane is flying above the earth with 4 passengers on board... the Russian President Vladimir Putin, the American President Donald Trump, the Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, and a boyscout. All of a sudden, the engines flame out and stop running. The pilot enters the cabin where the 4 passengers are seated and explains that the plane is now gliding and losing altitude... it will crash into the earth in 6 minutes. The pilot explains that including himself, there are 5 people on board, but only 4 parachutes. The Russian president jumps up and exclaims" we are the richest country in the world", and he grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The American president exclaims" We are the most powerful country in the world", and he grabs a parachute and also jumps out of the plane. The Canadian Prime Minister exclaims" I'm the brains of Canada", and he grabs a parachute and also jumps out. The pilot turns to the boyscout and says" Well son, there's 2 of us left and only 1 parachute. The boyscout looks at the pilot and says" no worries... the brains of Canada just took my backpack".
  18. WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA? A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?' ' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.' Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: 'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?' Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.' The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills. Oh and Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! {A} Almost Boobs. {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain. {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up! Send this to all that will appreciate it! . Oh...They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen!!
  19. Full backup is mostly for moving from one server to another server.. I did send Ed a email asking him for his help. See if he responds.. If not then I have to find someone who knows about backups and the JetApps. I know I do mine through the myphpAdmin, only take seconds, but again it's only the database, not the entire forum itslf..
  20. I think all your saving is the Database, not the games. You can do a Full Backup, but will take you a very long time to complete it.. We have to find some help with this, because I am basically lost myself. I have reinstated JetApps back into the WHM and cPanels, but again I'm lost at setting this up. I need to find someone with the knowledge for Jet Backups. Just you and myself doing this, guess no one else is interested in adding to this..
  21. 1. Control Panel phpMyAdmin 2. Your Forum Database: 3. Export 4. 5. 6. Save to your location:
  22. Members of my arcade forum are complaining about Arcade notifications not getting to them. I thought I had this all set up properly.. I had it set up and the only notification that was working was going to the shout box. Ron.
  23. Ed's mum passed away last night.
  24. invisionHQ is coming in to repair this for me.. IPB forum will keep you broke, keep paying for mod.'s
  25. When you zip the package there are two files inside, one is the application and one is the rules, but only the application gets installed. As for rules to be made there is no place in the mod to make them, just the permissions and a place to make each award. I'll try Trophies and Medals see what it's like..
 
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