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  • Birthday 02/22/1938
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  1. WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA? A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?' ' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.' Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: 'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?' Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.' The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills. Oh and Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! {A} Almost Boobs. {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain. {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up! Send this to all that will appreciate it! . Oh...They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen!!
  2. Full backup is mostly for moving from one server to another server.. I did send Ed a email asking him for his help. See if he responds.. If not then I have to find someone who knows about backups and the JetApps. I know I do mine through the myphpAdmin, only take seconds, but again it's only the database, not the entire forum itslf..
  3. I think all your saving is the Database, not the games. You can do a Full Backup, but will take you a very long time to complete it.. We have to find some help with this, because I am basically lost myself. I have reinstated JetApps back into the WHM and cPanels, but again I'm lost at setting this up. I need to find someone with the knowledge for Jet Backups. Just you and myself doing this, guess no one else is interested in adding to this..
  4. 1. Control Panel phpMyAdmin 2. Your Forum Database: 3. Export 4. 5. 6. Save to your location:
  5. Members of my arcade forum are complaining about Arcade notifications not getting to them. I thought I had this all set up properly.. I had it set up and the only notification that was working was going to the shout box. Ron.
  6. Ed's mum passed away last night.
  7. invisionHQ is coming in to repair this for me.. IPB forum will keep you broke, keep paying for mod.'s
  8. When you zip the package there are two files inside, one is the application and one is the rules, but only the application gets installed. As for rules to be made there is no place in the mod to make them, just the permissions and a place to make each award. I'll try Trophies and Medals see what it's like..
  9. I installed awards and put trophies in place, but when I attempt to give a award, I end up with errors.. Anyone know how the proper way of installing iAwards is. because I'm wondering if I installed wrong. Not getting any help from the support program, its all hit and miss. Ron.
  10. OK thanks.. I have to do something, getting errors all the time. can't edit any games.
  11. Will it be at all safe to upgrade my forum to the latest IPB version, and install the new arcade with it, by sometime in January 2020. Just curious if the arcade will still be in beta stages.. Ron.
  12. Ronald

    Board 'skins'

    Thank you for the nice theme skins, now we are cooking..
  13. Any chance of getting a better looking skin on here.. IPS has no class with there plain ole blue and white, it's hard on the eyes..
  14. I am with tubsock on this one.. I never did figure the Flash Games would just stop playing, there is always something or someone out there to revise a way..

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