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DjSchulle - Ich leb lieber heut (HandsUp Edit)
- DJ NID - Celestial Symphonyr🔥Official Audio 2024
- italo dance 4
- The teacher asks the students:
The teacher asks the students: "What is a turbot?" Fritzchen answers: "A very flat fish." Teacher: "And why is it so flat?" Fritzchen: "Because it had sex with a whale." Outraged, the teacher takes Fritzchen to the principal and tells him the whole story. The principal asks: "Why are you doing such nonsense?" Fritzchen: "It's not my fault that the teacher asks such stupid questions, she should have asked why the frog has such big eyes." Principal: "Why does it have such big eyes?" Fritzchen: "Well, he saw the whole thing!"- Suono Leggero - Tell Me Why (Italo Dance/Soft Dance 2024)
- A ventriloquist is putting on a show for a group of blondes and, of course
A ventriloquist is putting on a show for a group of blondes and, of course, is telling a few blonde jokes. At some point one of the blondes jumps up and yells at the stage: "Hey, you bastard up there, what are you telling all these stupid stories about blondes all the time? We're not as stupid as you pretend." - "Relax, they're all just jokes," says the ventriloquist. The blonde replies: "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the little scumbag sitting on your knee!"- Eminem, 2Pac, Biggie, Geto Boys - Without Me (Remix) ft Dru Down, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, DMX, Afroman+
- Although grammar has clearly decided, many users are puzzled as to the gender of their computer.
Although grammar has clearly decided, many users are puzzled as to the gender of their computer. Women tend to see it as a man because: computers are full of information and yet have no idea. They are supposed to solve problems and yet most of the time they are the biggest problem themselves. To get their attention, you have to turn them on. As soon as you have decided on one, it turns out that you only had to wait a short time for a better model. Men, on the other hand, advocate for female computers: no one except their creator understands their logic. The language they use to communicate with each other is understood by no one else. They never forget even the smallest mistake. As soon as you have decided on a model, you constantly have to look for additional- Remix Covers of Popular Songs - 100 hits
- Bachelor party!
Bachelor party! The future husband is asked to stick on a beard that his friends have brought him during the evening. The evening goes on and is very enjoyable. The "victim" is also very grateful to his friends that the usual stupid jokes that are otherwise the order of the day at such events are avoided. No making fun of each other, no kissing games, etc. Just wearing beards, nothing else! At the end, everyone goes to the sauna together. The future husband is happy to have survived everything. However, he is very surprised when he sees his friends: they are all radically shaved in their pubic areas. When he asked what that was about, he got the answer: "What do you think you have on your face all the time!"- SINCERAMENTE - [Italo disco]
- It is night, a frog hops across the street.
It is night, a frog hops across the street. A car just manages to brake. The driver gets out and looks to see if anything has happened to the frog. The frog says to the man: "Thank you for braking, you have one wish!" The man thinks for a moment, takes the frog to the trunk, opens it and says: "Hm, my dog would like to take part in the dog race and come first!" The frog looks at the dog and says to the man: "But he only has three legs, don't you have another wish?" The man thinks for a moment, opens the passenger door: "My wife would like to take part in a beauty contest and win!" The frog looks at the man and says: "Can I see the dog again?"- SASH! - Adelante (C-Mo BOOTLEG Mix)
- NEW REMASTERED ITALO-DISCO MIX
- A married couple goes on vacation to Turkey.
A married couple goes on vacation to Turkey. After a week, the woman says to the man: "You, I want to sunbathe naked, but without anyone seeing me." The man climbs onto the hotel roof with her and finds a smooth, dark, glassy surface and says: "Here, lie down there, but on your stomach, we all look the same from behind anyway." A short time later, a hotel employee comes to the roof and says: "Can you please tell your wife to go tan somewhere else?" - "But why? Nobody can see them up here and we all look the same from behind!" - "Yes, but your wife is lying on the glass roof of our cafeteria."Account
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