Harry Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Three priests at the gates of heaven. Says Peter: "Just because you're a priest, I can't just let you in. Tell me your sins first." The first priest: "Well, I watched my housekeeper get dressed through the keyhole." Peter: "O.k., come in!" The second: "I grabbed my cleaning lady's breasts and bottom." Peter: "Well, come in." The third: "I looked under the skirt of an employee at ALDI who was standing on the ladder, and because she wasn't wearing any panties, I caressed her there once." Peter: "Sorry, in that case we can't let you in here." The third resigned: "I thought so, they won't let me in at ALDI anymore either." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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