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There are three men in the jungle. Suddenly they end up in the hands of cannibals.

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There are three men in the jungle.
Suddenly they end up in the hands of cannibals.

 

Says the chief: "We will cook you and then eat you. We will then make rubber boats out of your skin. Before we eat you, however, each of you will be granted one last wish." The first wants a gun and shoots himself. The second also wants a gun and shoots himself too.

The third thinks about it and wishes for a fork. Then he pricks his skin with his fork and shouts: "You won't make a rubber boat out of me!"

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