Somewhere in the ocean some different people are stranded Nationality on a paradise island:

[Harry]

Somewhere in the ocean some different people are stranded
Nationality on a paradise island:

 

2 Italians and 1 Italian woman
2 French and 1 French woman
2 Germans and 1 German
2 Greeks and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarians and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Swedes and 1 Swedish woman
2 Australians and 1 Australian woman
2 New Zealanders and 1 New Zealander woman
2 Irish and 1 Irish woman
2 Singaporeans and 1 Singaporean woman
2 Turks and 1 Turkish woman
2 Austrians and 1 Austrian woman

A month later:

1 Italian killed the other because of the Italian woman.

The two French people live happily with the French woman in a “menage a trois”.

The two Germans have a strict weekly schedule
Schedule set up as they alternate.

The two Greeks sleep together and the Greek woman is allowed to sleep for them
cleaning and cooking.

The two Englishmen are still waiting for someone to give them to the Englishwoman
presents.

The two Bulgarians first met the Bulgarian and then the ocean
and then swim away.

The two Swedes practice the art of suicide while the...
Swedish woman gives long lectures about how her body belongs to her, and
about the principles of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and
taxes are low.

Australians are all bisexual anyway, so no problem.

The two New Zealanders have started searching the island for sheep
while the New Zealander is holding a banana
found by chance, made friends.

The Irish first divided the island into a north and a south part
divided and a whiskey distillery was built. To what extent they want sex
They forgot about it after the first few liters
Coconut whiskeys have somehow become so foggy. But they are happy
with each other, because they agree on this, the English
under no circumstances give anything away!

Singaporeans are still waiting for instructions from the government.

The Turkish woman is permanently pregnant, so the two Turks are digging
constantly looking at the blonde Swede.

The two Austrians agree to the Austrian woman
occasionally rented to the Turks for a fee and bought themselves
but whiskey for the Irish.