A woman has an affair while her husband is at work.

[Harry]

A woman has an affair while her husband
is at work.
While she is in bed with her lover, her 13-year-old son comes in, sees them and hides in the closet to watch.
Then the man comes home and the woman puts her lover in the closet without noticing that her son is already in there.
Son: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes."
Son: "I have a baseball."
Man: "Nice."
Son: “Do you want to buy it?”
Man: "No, thank you."
Son: "My father is standing out there..."
Man: "Okay, all right, how much?"
Son: “250 euros”
Man: "Okay."
After three weeks the same thing happens again, again the son and the lover are in the closet together.
Son: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes."
Son: "I have a baseball glove."
The man remembers the game from last time and asks annoyed: "How much this time?"
Son: “750 euros”
Man: "All right."
A few days later the father says to the son: "Come on, let's play baseball, get your ball and your glove."
Boy: "I can't, I sold the stuff."
Father: "For how much?"
Boy: "1000 euros."
Father: "It's outrageous to rip off your friends like that, it's much more than the things are worth. Now you come to church and confess your sins."
They both go to church and the father puts the boy in the confessional.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Pastor: “Don’t start that shit again.”