Harry Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Devil: “Why are you so desperate?” Man: "Stupid question, I'm in hell." Devil: "Hell isn't so bad - we have a lot of fun here. Are you a drunk?" Man: "Sure, I love drinking." Devil: "Well, you're going to love Mondays. We drink schnapps, beer, whiskey, tequila, everything all Monday. We drink until we drop." Man: “That sounds great!” Devil: "Are you a smoker?" Man: “Of course.” Devil: "You'll love Tuesdays. We smoke the best cigarettes from all over the world all day long. If you get cancer, who cares, you're already dead." Man: “That’s just great.” Devil: "I bet you're a player." Man: "Of course I am." Devil: "On Wednesday you can play anything your heart desires: poker, roulette, blackjack... anything you want. If you're broke, who cares, you're dead." Devil: “What about drugs?” Man: "Are you kidding? I love drugs." Devil: "Thursday is drug day. You can take all the drugs! You're dead, who cares?" Man: "I never thought hell would be such a cool place." Devil: “Are you gay?” Man: "No." Devil: "Oh, you'll hate Fridays." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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