A police car is routinely parked in the evening in front of a pub.

[Harry]

A police car is routinely parked in the evening
in front of a pub.
Suddenly the door to the pub opens and an obvious
A completely drunk guest staggers into the parking lot. The
Police officers grin and watch as the man moves from car to car
staggers and tries to unlock the car every time. After five
He finally found his car and opened the driver's door
and first lies flat on the driver and passenger seats. In the
In the meantime, some guests leave the bar and get into their cars
and drive away. The drunk gets up and switches it off
Windshield wiper on - although it's a nice dry one
It's a summer evening - then he activates the turn signal and switches it on
Windshield wipers on quickly, turn on the lights and the radio,
Turn the indicator off again and press the horn. Finally
he starts the engine and turns on the windshield wipers again
out of. He moves very slowly forward half a meter,
then back half a meter again and then stands
again for a few minutes as other guests enter the restaurant
leave and drive away. Finally he slowly drives onto the
Street. The police officer who watches the spectacle patiently and
Amusedly watched, drives after the man, switches it off
The blue light turns on and stops the drunk immediately
have to take an alcohol test. To the big surprise
The policeman's test is negative, whereupon he arrests the man
asks you to come with me to the police station because there is something wrong with him
Breathalyzer could not be correct. “I doubt that,” he says
apparently drunk, "because today it was my turn to play decoy,
so everyone else could drive away drunk."