Harry Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 A 70-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting arrested. When she was brought before the judge, he asked, "What did you steal?" "A can of peaches," was the answer. When asked why she stole the can, she said she was hungry. Then the judge asked how many peaches were in the can. She said, "Six." The judge then said to her: "Then I will give you six days in prison." Her husband then spoke up and said: "She also stole a big can of peas." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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