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  1. WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?

    A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
    the woman behind the counter and said,
    'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '

    ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

    'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
    ' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

    'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'

    Relieved, the man asked about the types.

    The saleslady replied:

    'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
    Which one would you prefer?'

    Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

    The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'

    The Catholic type supports the masses;
    The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
    The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
    The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.

    Oh and
    Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used
    to define bra sizes?

    If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

    {A} Almost Boobs.
    {B} Barely there.
    {C} Can't Complain.
    {D} Dang!
    {DD} Double dang!
    {E} Enormous!
    {F} Fake.
    {G} Get a Reduction.
    {H} Help me, I've fallen
    and I can't get up!
    Send this to all that will appreciate it!
    .
    Oh...They forgot the German bra.
    Holtzemfromfloppen!!

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  2. 58 minutes ago, Eagle_Kiwi said:

    FWIW I ran the Full Backup from cPanel a couple of weeks ago. It seemed to run fine, took about 48-72 hours, but that seemed ok as it ran in the background while DA was still operating normally. It produced a large (38GB??) backup file that I could then see in our cPanel, but it says in a couple of places that this type of backup is *NOT* a "restorable" one - so I then deleted it.

     

     

    Full backup is mostly for moving from one server to another server..

     

    I did send Ed a email asking him for his help. See if he responds.. If not then I have to find someone who knows about backups and the JetApps.

     

    I know I do mine through the myphpAdmin, only take seconds, but again it's only the database, not the entire forum itslf..

  3. On 12/25/2019 at 3:58 PM, Eagle_Kiwi said:

    Thanks for all that, Ron. Very clear, and simple, I guess.  🙂

     

    So, I did that, the save took under a minute, and I end up with a 109MB .SQL file on my computer. Does that sound about right?

    I'm surprised at the small size - I see that our site normally takes about 25GB (and yours is 30GB) !?

     

    Assume/guessing that maybe that huge difference is due just to file compression, then now (before I "trust" it!) how does one go about a Restore of it ?

    I guess simply use that same phpMyAdmin and run "IMPORT" on this file ?

     

    Is that all there is? If I was to do that next week would that then restore our whole site back to exactly how it was today?

    (And can one do this while users are still logged in and using the site?)

     

    (Do you guess that I'm extremely nervous around such matters? LOL)

     

    I think all your saving is the Database, not the games. You can do a Full Backup, but will take you a very long time to complete it.. We have to find some help with this, because I am basically lost myself. I have reinstated JetApps back into the WHM and cPanels, but again I'm lost at setting this up. I need to find someone with the knowledge for Jet Backups.

     

    Just you and myself doing this, guess no one else is interested in adding to this..

  4. 12 hours ago, bosss said:

     Yes and those rules are for application automated rules what is paid app. Trophies and Medals is much easier to work with (my opinion).

     

    invisionHQ  is coming in to repair this for me..

     

    IPB forum will keep you broke, keep paying for mod.'s

  5. 3 hours ago, bosss said:

     

    I think that you must have automated rules or make some, should not work with arcade, tested before and was a lot of work. Can rekomended Trophys and medals  - trophyies are automated.

     

    When you zip the package there are two files inside, one is the application and one is the rules, but only the application gets installed.

     

    As for rules to be made there is no place in the mod to make them, just the permissions and a place to make each award.

     

    I'll try Trophies and Medals see what it's like..

  6. I installed awards and put trophies in place, but when I attempt to give a award, I end up with errors..

     

    Anyone know how the proper way of installing iAwards is. because I'm wondering if I installed wrong.

     

    Not getting any help from the support program, its all hit and miss.

    Ron.

  7. 32 minutes ago, Legionaire said:

    The arcade is not in Beta now, it is in the RC stage, but yes you could upgrade your forums now or later either way

     

     

    OK thanks.. I have to do something, getting errors all the time. can't edit any games.

     

     

 
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