In French class the teacher says: “I’m sorry Tilo, but I can’t give you more than a five.” Tilo then says: “Gracias!”

A resident of Stockholm goes to the countryside to hunt ducks. When he sees a duck, he aims and shoots. But the bird falls on a farmer's farm and he doesn't release the prey. “That’s my bird,” the townsman insists on his right. The farmer suggests settling the dispute with a kick in the abdomen, as is customary in the country. “Whoever screams less gets the bird.” The townsman agrees. The farmer swings back and lands a huge kick in the man's groin. He collapses and remains on the ground for 20 minutes. When he can get up again, he gasps: “Okay, now it’s my turn.” “No,” says the farmer as he walks away. “Here, take the duck.