Hello marion70, Welcome to the ipsProArcade website, We certainly hope that you find the site user friendly and enjoyable. We like most other sites have a few rules. The following list is not an all inclusive list but will most certainly point out the more important rules. As it is not all inclusive, we remind you to review these rules from time to time as they can and more than likely will change or be added to. FORUMS We do not allow the harassment of any member, we like to consider ourselves a family friendly site so verbally attacking, swearing, stalking or being rude to any other member will not be tolerated Review your posts prior to hitting the enter key, do not post anything that you would not want your child to repeat, hear or see DO NOT Spam any of the forums, constantly bumping a post because you have not received an answer, promoting your site or product ABSOLUTELY NO PORN or any other images that would be considered not appropriate for a family site Swearing is not allowed in the forums or any other part of the site, such as the shoutbox. We realize that every now and again there will be a slip, we are not talking about that, but more referring to the continued use of swear words throughout the site SHOUTBOX Please do not use the shoutbox to post problems you are having to get quicker responses. Requests for support in the shoutbox can be covered over by other posts that are made, none of the staff here are online 24 hours a day and it could happen that your request for support goes unanswered because it was never seen. Any requests for support should be placed in the appropriate forum for two reasons, 1) The post will always be there and we all check the forums for any new posts each time we log on and 2) another member may be experiencing the same type of problems you are having and will be able to correct their problem as well. ARCADE NO cheating on games, not quite sure why some find it a need to cheat on a game that you get nothing for if you gain the high score, it is not like a gambling casino where monetary gains are received for getting the high score. If you find a game that is easy to cheat on, letting one of the staff know will allow us to get rid of the game, as it is no fun when you get a really good score and then someone comes along and within a few seconds takes the score away because they use a cheat on a game NO STALKING - Stalking is a matter of one member following another member around and playing the exact same games in an effort to get a better score. This is ANNOYING and will not be tolerated. All scores have a one hour time frame to where, if someone just posted a score, coupled with "fair play" that score is not open for other members to play. We have our no stalking policy enacted on this site and currently it is only for games that have been installed for more than 5 days. New games are currently not tagged with the stalking policy, but if we notice that members are not adhering to the one hour rule, we will tag ALL games with the no stalking policy, except for those that are set as "challenge games" ANTI-HUNTING - Is directly related to stalking. If you take more than 5 games from any member in a 5 hour period you can be banned from playing in the arcade for a time period designated by the site Administrator ANTI SHADOWING - Anti Shadowing is when you continuously follow a member or member(s) around and taking their high scores, right after they have posted it, to alleviate this, anti shadowing is set on this site so that the game is locked down for a period of 1 hour upon a new score being posted (games must have at least 2 scores posted before anti shadowing is enforced) Playing all of the easy games to post a score on, just to climb to the top of the leader board also will not be tolerated. This is ANNOYING and not in the scope of what we here consider fair play you can be banned from the arcade for a period of no less than 24 hours if you are a continuous abuser of this rule. PURCHASING THE ARCADE If you are looking to purchase the arcade for your site you need to perform the following Click on this to go to the subscriptions page https://ipsproarcade.com/index.php?/subscriptions/ There are 3 choices Standard VIP member this is for those users who were not a VIP on our old site (3dogsarcade.com) Initial cost is $35.00 and a recurring payment of $15.00 every 6 months VIP+ This option is only available to those who were VIP members on our old site, if you select this option and were not a VIP member of the old site, we will change it to the standard VIP option VIP++ Can be purchased by any member and will give you unlimited arcade updates and unlimited downloads of all games on the site

It's Christmas. Two brothers get along their rooms. There are a bunch of presents under the Christmas tree, but only for one person. He gets everything he wanted. The other just a pair of socks. The rich recipient smiles: “Can it be that mom and dad like me better than you!?!” The other responds: “Could it be that you have cancer!?!”

Fritzchen goes to his mother and asks: "Can I go to the swimming pool today? The first one will be finished today." The mother replied: “Yes, of course.” If Fritzchen goes into the swimming pool, he comes back with his left arm broken. The next day he asks his mother: "Can I go to the swimming pool again today? The 3 Series will be finished today." Then the mother: “Yes, of course, my darling.” Fritzchen comes back with his right broken arm The next day he asked again: "Can I go to the swimming pool? The 5 Series will be finished today." The mother replied: "Yes, of course, my darling." He comes back with two broken legs. The next day he asked his mother: "Can I go to the swimming pool today? The water will be let in today."

The young woman expecting a baby asks the doctor: "Doctor, what position do I have to assume when I give birth to the child?" Says the doctor: "The same one you were in when you conceived the child!" - “Whaaat?” screams the pregnant woman and wrings her hands. “The legs out of the sunroof?”

A man secretly wants his wife's cat get rid of it and decides to expose it. He takes her in the car, drives 20 houses, abandons the cat and drives home. Ten minutes later the cat is back. “Well,” the man thinks, “maybe the route was a little too short.” Gets back in the car with the cat, drives 5 kilometers and puts it out. Twenty minutes later the cat is back home. "That's enough!" The man thinks to himself, takes the cat in the car and drives 20 kilometers, then through the forest, over a bridge, right, left and then finally abandons the cat in a clearing in the middle of the forest. Half an hour later the man calls home. "Is the cat there?" he asks his wife. "Yes why?" "Get her on the phone, I'm lost."

A woman has an affair while her husband is at work. While she is in bed with her lover, her 13-year-old son comes in, sees them and hides in the closet to watch. Then the man comes home and the woman puts her lover in the closet without noticing that her son is already in there. Son: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes." Son: "I have a baseball." Man: "Nice." Son: “Do you want to buy it?” Man: "No, thank you." Son: "My father is standing out there..." Man: "Okay, all right, how much?" Son: “250 euros” Man: "Okay." After three weeks the same thing happens again, again the son and the lover are in the closet together. Son: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes." Son: "I have a baseball glove." The man remembers the game from last time and asks annoyed: "How much this time?" Son: “750 euros” Man: "All right." A few days later the father says to the son: "Come on, let's play baseball, get your ball and your glove." Boy: "I can't, I sold the stuff." Father: "For how much?" Boy: "1000 euros." Father: "It's outrageous to rip off your friends like that, it's much more than the things are worth. Now you come to church and confess your sins." They both go to church and the father puts the boy in the confessional. Boy: "Dark in here." Pastor: “Don’t start that shit again.”

The twin brothers Martin and Egon leave stroll. Suddenly Egon has to go to the toilet. He quickly runs to the nearest house and rings the bell. An old woman opens it. Egon: "I really need to go to the toilet!" The old woman shows him the toilet and Egon does his business. He later tells his twin brother about his experience: "Imagine, they have a toilet made of pure gold!" Martin becomes curious and on the way back he too rings the doorbell and asks if he could quickly use the toilet. The old woman then said to her husband: "Hermann, the guy who shit in your tuba is here again!"

Two people at a job interview the police. The first one goes in. The boss says: “So, say the alphabet.” He does it, it works wonderfully and the boss asks: “Do you notice anything about me?” - "Yes. They have no ears!" The cop roars: "That can't be true, you cheeky man! This is a war injury! Get out!" The guy goes out and says to the other guy: "He'll ask you later if you notice anything about him. Don't under any circumstances say that he doesn't have ears!" The other person remembers it and goes in. The boss asks again about the alphabet, he can recite it excellently, and the boss asks again if he notices anything about him. Says the newcomer: "You're wearing contact lenses." - "How did you notice that?" - "Well, if you had ears, you would wear glasses."

Grandpa goes outdoors with his grandson for a walk and says: "Now just look at this beautiful nature, the green trees and the lush meadows." He breaks off a blade of grass and chews on it. The grandson asks: “Grandpa, are we getting a new car now?” - “How did you come up with that now?” - "Well, because Dad said that if Grandpa bites the dust, we'll get a new car."