Harry

Two toothpicks walk through the forest. Suddenly a hedgehog comes running by. One toothpick says to the other: “I didn’t know there was a bus driving here.”

What hangs on the wall and shakes hands with everyone? -------------->The towel.

What is written on a mathematician's gravestone? He didn't expect that.

Two dogs met. One says to the other: “I am aristocratic, my name is Woff von Wuffenhausen.” The other then says: “I am also aristocratic, my name is Get off the Sofa!”

In French class the teacher says: “I’m sorry Tilo, but I can’t give you more than a five.” Tilo then says: “Gracias!”

A resident of Stockholm goes to the countryside to hunt ducks. When he sees a duck, he aims and shoots. But the bird falls on a farmer's farm and he doesn't release the prey. “That’s my bird,” the townsman insists on his right. The farmer suggests settling the dispute with a kick in the abdomen, as is customary in the country. “Whoever screams less gets the bird.” The townsman agrees. The farmer swings back and lands a huge kick in the man's groin. He collapses and remains on the ground for 20 minutes. When he can get up again, he gasps: “Okay, now it’s my turn.” “No,” says the farmer as he walks away. “Here, take the duck.

Hi bin Harry und komme aus Warstein bin 56 Jahre