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The trumpeter of the orchestra, a strong one Smoker, has been complaining of headaches for some time.

Harry
in The Joke Book

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The trumpeter of the orchestra, a strong one
Smoker, has been complaining of headaches for some time. He goes to the doctor and he makes a clear diagnosis: "Your brain is completely covered in soot, it needs to be cleaned. Leave the brain here, I'll clean it, you can pick it up again after three weeks."
The trumpeter agrees. The three weeks are up, he doesn't pick up his brain. After two months the doctor meets the trumpeter: "Don't you want to pick up your brain again?"
"No, I don't need that anymore, I've become a conductor"

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