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The East Frisian buys a chainsaw.

Harry
in The Joke Book

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The East Frisian buys a chainsaw. The seller
says: "With the model you can fell at least 30 trees a day." The East Frisian goes into the forest. On the first day he creates three trees, on the second five, and on the third even seven. Nevertheless, he is not satisfied and goes back to the store. The salesman looks at the chainsaw and says: "There's fuel in it, spark plugs are okay, I don't understand why you're having problems with it. Let's try it out." The salesman starts the saw. The East Frisian: "Hey, what's that sudden noise?"

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