The production of a farm (a joke from Turkey)

The production of a farm (a
joke from Turkey)
You own two cows, sell one and buy an ox.
Your herd gets bigger, the farm expands.

However, if you live in INDIA:
They own a cow and an ox, but only worship them.
They starve but reach nirvana.

If you live in CHINA:
They also own a cow and an ox.
They sell the calves and get rich.

If you live in PAKISTAN:
You own no cattle and claim that all cows in India are your property.
You put everything you have into nuclear research.

If you live in the USA:
They own two cows and milk them in three shifts for 24 hours.
If the cows die from it, you blame a rogue state and invade it.

If you live in ITALY:
You own two cows,
but have no idea where the critters are.

If you live in JAPAN:
You own two cows,
which are as small as rabbits but produce twice as much milk.

If you live in TURKEY:
They own two oxen,
You make one Prime Minister, the other President.