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Three priests at the gates of heaven.

Harry
in The Joke Book

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Three priests at the gates of heaven. Says Peter:
"Just because you're a priest, I can't just let you in. Tell me your sins first."
The first priest: "Well, I watched my housekeeper get dressed through the keyhole."
Peter: "O.k., come in!"
The second: "I grabbed my cleaning lady's breasts and bottom."
Peter: "Well, come in."
The third: "I looked under the skirt of an employee at ALDI who was standing on the ladder, and because she wasn't wearing any panties, I caressed her there once."
Peter: "Sorry, in that case we can't let you in here."
The third resigned: "I thought so, they won't let me in at ALDI anymore either."

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