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God is tired of it and wants the slaughter in the former Yugoslavia

Harry
in The Joke Book

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God is tired of it and wants the slaughter
in the former Yugoslavia. For this purpose he sends Jesus back to earth. However, something went wrong during the landing and Jesus ended up in Sicily. No problem, he asks a fisherman if he can translate him. The fisherman sets off in his decrepit boat. Jesus is doing all this too slowly, and he remembers that he used to be able to walk on water. So he climbs over the railing and immediately sinks. The fisherman barely gets hold of him and pulls him back on board. Jesus: "I don't understand that, but that worked before." The fisherman replied: “You didn’t have any holes in your feet!”

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