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A mafia boss finds out that he is his

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A mafia boss finds out that he is his
Defrauded an accountant out of $10 million.

The accountant is deaf. The original idea was that a deaf accountant couldn't overhear anything and therefore couldn't testify in court.

When the boss wants to take on the accountant, he brings his lawyer with him, who knows sign language.

The boss asks where the $10 million is hidden.

The lawyer asks the question in sign language and the accountant signals back: "I don't know what you're talking about."

The lawyer replies to the boss: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

Now the boss has had enough and he pulls a 9mm pistol out of his pocket, holds it against the accountant's head and says: "Ask him again!"

The lawyer signals to the accountant: "He'll kill you if you don't tell."

The accountant signals back: "OK, you win. The money is in a brown suitcase, it's buried behind a shed owned by my cousin Enzo over in Queens."

The boss asks: "Well, what did he say."

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

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