Hello BlueStone, Welcome to the ipsProArcade website, We certainly hope that you find the site user friendly and enjoyable. We like most other sites have a few rules. The following list is not an all inclusive list but will most certainly point out the more important rules. As it is not all inclusive, we remind you to review these rules from time to time as they can and more than likely will change or be added to. FORUMS We do not allow the harassment of any member, we like to consider ourselves a family friendly site so verbally attacking, swearing, stalking or being rude to any other member will not be tolerated Review your posts prior to hitting the enter key, do not post anything that you would not want your child to repeat, hear or see DO NOT Spam any of the forums, constantly bumping a post because you have not received an answer, promoting your site or product ABSOLUTELY NO PORN or any other images that would be considered not appropriate for a family site Swearing is not allowed in the forums or any other part of the site, such as the shoutbox. We realize that every now and again there will be a slip, we are not talking about that, but more referring to the continued use of swear words throughout the site SHOUTBOX Please do not use the shoutbox to post problems you are having to get quicker responses. Requests for support in the shoutbox can be covered over by other posts that are made, none of the staff here are online 24 hours a day and it could happen that your request for support goes unanswered because it was never seen. Any requests for support should be placed in the appropriate forum for two reasons, 1) The post will always be there and we all check the forums for any new posts each time we log on and 2) another member may be experiencing the same type of problems you are having and will be able to correct their problem as well. ARCADE NO cheating on games, not quite sure why some find it a need to cheat on a game that you get nothing for if you gain the high score, it is not like a gambling casino where monetary gains are received for getting the high score. If you find a game that is easy to cheat on, letting one of the staff know will allow us to get rid of the game, as it is no fun when you get a really good score and then someone comes along and within a few seconds takes the score away because they use a cheat on a game NO STALKING - Stalking is a matter of one member following another member around and playing the exact same games in an effort to get a better score. This is ANNOYING and will not be tolerated. All scores have a one hour time frame to where, if someone just posted a score, coupled with "fair play" that score is not open for other members to play. We have our no stalking policy enacted on this site and currently it is only for games that have been installed for more than 5 days. New games are currently not tagged with the stalking policy, but if we notice that members are not adhering to the one hour rule, we will tag ALL games with the no stalking policy, except for those that are set as "challenge games" ANTI-HUNTING - Is directly related to stalking. If you take more than 5 games from any member in a 5 hour period you can be banned from playing in the arcade for a time period designated by the site Administrator ANTI SHADOWING - Anti Shadowing is when you continuously follow a member or member(s) around and taking their high scores, right after they have posted it, to alleviate this, anti shadowing is set on this site so that the game is locked down for a period of 1 hour upon a new score being posted (games must have at least 2 scores posted before anti shadowing is enforced) Playing all of the easy games to post a score on, just to climb to the top of the leader board also will not be tolerated. This is ANNOYING and not in the scope of what we here consider fair play you can be banned from the arcade for a period of no less than 24 hours if you are a continuous abuser of this rule. PURCHASING THE ARCADE If you are looking to purchase the arcade for your site you need to perform the following Click on this to go to the subscriptions page https://ipsproarcade.com/index.php?/subscriptions/ There are 3 choices Standard VIP member this is for those users who were not a VIP on our old site (3dogsarcade.com) Initial cost is $35.00 and a recurring payment of $15.00 every 6 months VIP+ This option is only available to those who were VIP members on our old site, if you select this option and were not a VIP member of the old site, we will change it to the standard VIP option VIP++ Can be purchased by any member and will give you unlimited arcade updates and unlimited downloads of all games on the site

The officer comes to the doctor and has himself examined. He says: "Lately I feel like I've been worn out for a while!" - "Are you working too much?" - "Oh, that It's actually okay, Doctor, a year ago we had to work overtime still work about 42 hours and today there are only 37.5 hours left." - “Look,” the doctor diagnoses, “you’re probably missing something those 4.5 hours of sleep!"

A police car is routinely parked in the evening in front of a pub. Suddenly the door to the pub opens and an obvious A completely drunk guest staggers into the parking lot. The Police officers grin and watch as the man moves from car to car staggers and tries to unlock the car every time. After five He finally found his car and opened the driver's door and first lies flat on the driver and passenger seats. In the In the meantime, some guests leave the bar and get into their cars and drive away. The drunk gets up and switches it off Windshield wiper on - although it's a nice dry one It's a summer evening - then he activates the turn signal and switches it on Windshield wipers on quickly, turn on the lights and the radio, Turn the indicator off again and press the horn. Finally he starts the engine and turns on the windshield wipers again out of. He moves very slowly forward half a meter, then back half a meter again and then stands again for a few minutes as other guests enter the restaurant leave and drive away. Finally he slowly drives onto the Street. The police officer who watches the spectacle patiently and Amusedly watched, drives after the man, switches it off The blue light turns on and stops the drunk immediately have to take an alcohol test. To the big surprise The policeman's test is negative, whereupon he arrests the man asks you to come with me to the police station because there is something wrong with him Breathalyzer could not be correct. “I doubt that,” he says apparently drunk, "because today it was my turn to play decoy, so everyone else could drive away drunk."

An Indian in full war paint walks into a bar, on his shoulder a beautiful, large, colorful parrot. He orders firewater. The bartender stares for a long time at the Indian with the beautiful, large, colorful parrot and gives him the fire water. Then he asks: “It’s beautiful, where did you get it from?” The parrot answers: "From the prairie, there are thousands of them."

The football club's victory celebration breaks out the masseur with the news: "Our center forward has just become the father of twins." The team captain proudly exclaims: "God damn! He managed a nice one-two." At that moment the coach comes into the dressing room: "Wait! Let's not forget the excellent preparatory work from our libero!"

The teacher asks the class who knows a poem. Friedhelm speaks up and is supposed to present it. "An angler stands on the North Sea beach, the fishing rod in hand. A bass hangs on the fishing hook, the water is up to his knees!" "But Friedhelm, that doesn't rhyme at all!" "No, teacher, not now. But just wait until the tide comes in!"

A Turkish woman is expecting twins. As When the time comes and she goes into labor, she calls the hospital. The control center explains to her that there is no ambulance available at the moment, but that the police will be sent to collect her. Said and done. A few hours later, shortly before giving birth, the policeman shouts: "It's okay, push, push..." Suddenly, we see a little head pop out who immediately steps back and says to his brother: "Hey, Murat, shit! We have to get out the back, the cops are already waiting up there!"

Une femme turque attend des jumeaux. Comme Le moment venu et qu’elle commence le travail, elle appelle l’hôpital. Le centre de contrôle lui explique qu'il n'y a pas d'ambulance disponible pour le moment, mais que la police sera envoyée pour la récupérer. Dit et fait. Quelques heures plus tard, peu avant l'accouchement, le policier crie : "C'est bon, pousse, pousse..." Soudain, on voit sortir une petite tête qui se recule aussitôt et dit à son frère : "Hé, Murat, merde ! Il faut sortir par derrière, les flics attendent déjà là-haut !"

An off-road vehicle drives through the desert stall due to engine failure. If a white horse comes running, look under the hood and repair the damage. The driver looks at the horse in disbelief. After the car was running again, the man immediately drove to the nearest oasis, rushed into the nearest bar and told the innkeeper the incident. The innkeeper: "You're lucky, there's a black horse running around, but he doesn't know anything about cars."

A physicist, a mathematician and an astronomer stand in front of a flagpole and discuss how best to determine its height. The physicist is in favor of measuring gravity at both ends and drawing a conclusion from the measurement difference. The astronomer wants to determine the angle to Sirius and the Andromeda Nebula, this allows the most precise one in relation to the world axis, etc. - The mathematician rambles something about triangulation and angle functions... An English professor comes along and says, why don't you just put the bar down and measure it? As soon as he left, the physicist said to the other discussants, "you see it again, these laypeople have no idea, we are discussing height and he suggests a method for determining the length!"

At school the teacher asks what a be a catastrophe. Fritz answers: “If my hamster died.” - "No," says the teacher, "that would be a misfortune, but not a catastrophe. It would be a catastrophe if, for example, our entire government were to die in a plane crash." Says Fritz: "But then again that wouldn't be a bad thing!"

The East Frisian buys a chainsaw. The seller says: "With the model you can fell at least 30 trees a day." The East Frisian goes into the forest. On the first day he creates three trees, on the second five, and on the third even seven. Nevertheless, he is not satisfied and goes back to the store. The salesman looks at the chainsaw and says: "There's fuel in it, spark plugs are okay, I don't understand why you're having problems with it. Let's try it out." The salesman starts the saw. The East Frisian: "Hey, what's that sudden noise?"

The production of a farm (a joke from Turkey) You own two cows, sell one and buy an ox. Your herd gets bigger, the farm expands. However, if you live in INDIA: They own a cow and an ox, but only worship them. They starve but reach nirvana. If you live in CHINA: They also own a cow and an ox. They sell the calves and get rich. If you live in PAKISTAN: You own no cattle and claim that all cows in India are your property. You put everything you have into nuclear research. If you live in the USA: They own two cows and milk them in three shifts for 24 hours. If the cows die from it, you blame a rogue state and invade it. If you live in ITALY: You own two cows, but have no idea where the critters are. If you live in JAPAN: You own two cows, which are as small as rabbits but produce twice as much milk. If you live in TURKEY: They own two oxen, You make one Prime Minister, the other President.